Dirk Daring #10

It’s May, which means summer is officially upon us.

I’m excited about learning what happens in The Avengers as the next guy, but I don’t need to know badly enough to steal a script and I’m definitely not ballsy enough to steal Samuel L. Jackson’s script. There is no way the guy can do so many movies were he plays a crazy badass and not pick up some skills.

If I were to steal a script, I wouldn’t honestly expect I’d be able to sell it to a movie news site, but the thief definitely tried. (Granted, if I were to steal a prototype iPhone I wouldn’t expect any tech news site would be crazy enough to buy it but I’d be wrong.) When I first heard that they’d stopped production of the Avengers while they rewrote the scenes that had been shopped around, I was kind of annoyed that this thief was now ruining the fun for everybody. Fortunately, the weekend panic has abated and production did not actually stop. We’ve also learned that Loki will be the main instigator of troubles in The Avengers, which is plenty to keep me satisfied until the movie actually comes out next year.